Monday, April 11, 2011

The bedroom was full of people laugh in pursuit of a classic slip of the tongue

 Unit of message, a leader said:
2. hostel fourth of slippers out of bed looking for a long time, no, to ask you: Why is my slipper gone?
3. I have the time to buy lamb skewers
out four fingers on the boss Finger said, One time someone call my cell phone: : Master, a hot and sour fried potato silk, do not put potatoes!
8. then find a job, the interviewer asked what year I graduated.
I meant to say 2000, was an excited, said:
9. a variety show, the host stage announcer: Please enjoy: Xinjiang dance, set off your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
10 .** not fat cats, you think it is dying it!
11. I: That was our physics teacher. . .
students: what to teach the A?
I: Chemistry. . .
12. go to school one day when a phone call to me, the students gave me complete access, said:
you laughing I was laughing for 4 years
13. there is a bedroom, the students called me mom, I used to say . The results say it is: shoes, my sister an opening: Changing his shoes at the door when Dad asked me why go? I casually said something:
17. the teacher to leave job, I will not do to copy someone else's, and then hand in papers to the office and saw the teacher said: small car, and once, a mm on the bus did not seat, sitting next to me stood up for a busy male colleagues, she was greeted warmly and said: off ~!
19. University when a student and I debate the issue, sometimes a disadvantage, so he got up and screaming for a pound the table: you nonsense, I am not not stupid!
20. childhood ice cream popsicles are generally selling his bicycle, and once, listening to an aunt in the room shouted: New to the ice, warming the. (Estimated aunt used to be selling cakes fried fritters)
21. One day the students went home for lunch, a drink, her father suddenly came in and wanted to cry uncle, and the result was wrong, said: to sit! Big smile to help students die
22. A ktv, karaoke, a mm shouted: Give me one week cut the stick hair test paper, took a more behind the girls, shouting, > 24. Friends children six months old, and call to care, after greeting the two sentences to the sentence: Your child is now ** milk or your milk
25. One evening, met an acquaintance, say is: Bank of China, a place to repair equipment, cook came out from the hotel after a taxi driver, said: I mean, at that time to buy a screwdriver, I did not notice that I said something wrong, then the driver has been very aggrieved at me, said: I was very angry, ferocious, said: it ! ! That know I was wrong, and hastened to explain for a long time, and now feel sorry for people think about women drivers.
28. political lecture when the teacher once said: ?
a student translation: Who is this man? The whole class laughed, the teacher speechless
30. Political class about political issues in Japan, pulling A tear comes to samurai *** laparotomy.
teacher said: May I ask you to move with the business. . . , Hands-free, we even heard from Miss polite attendant said: We touched the ground with the business. . . All quarters laughs
32. My husband especially thin, there are times I am anxious and he said:
police officers fled after the announcer read: Two hundred and ten criminals and police officers injured after I fled
(Once Upon a reincarnation ??!)< br> 34. We are a colleague, when he went to driving test, to the examiner said the words of a classic:
report instrument, the examiner normal ~~~~~~< br> 35. I remember once, and a sister were children to KFC, the queue when I listen to her murmuring a chicken burger, a pair of wings ......, finally her turn, an opening to Xiaofan all, she wanted to say leg, to Hamburg restaurant, I smile, Miss Kentucky to the sentence: please give me two .............< Br> shame-_-!
37. a boy saw his uncle: The male students to the cafeteria to play breakfast window that the master asked him: Q:
students:
40. a classmate of his friends to call each other's grandfather then, that students do not know what they thought, mouth is: hung up ... ...
41. a man, once he has long admired the girl about, preparing for her confession. The two sat for a long time, he was finally told the girl: br> 42. wife reproachfully asked: Do you even do not know the name of your grandmother?
aggrieved husband to A: I have ye know, I was seven years old when he died my grandmother.
wife surprised: What?
busy husband changed his tune: No, his grandmother died when I was seven years old!
43. my mother went out to play mahjong before said to me: came out to his wife there, and saw his wife, the customary cry of.

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