The bedroom was full of people laugh in pursuit of a classic slip of the tongue

 Unit of message, a leader said:
2. hostel fourth of slippers out of bed looking for a long time, no, to ask you: Why is my slipper gone?
3. I have the time to buy lamb skewers
out four fingers on the boss Finger said, One time someone call my cell phone: : Master, a hot and sour fried potato silk, do not put potatoes!
8. then find a job, the interviewer asked what year I graduated.
I meant to say 2000, was an excited, said:
9. a variety show, the host stage announcer: Please enjoy: Xinjiang dance, set off your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
10 .** not fat cats, you think it is dying it!
11. I: That was our physics teacher. . .
students: what to teach the A?
I: Chemistry. . .
12. go to school one day when a phone call to me, the students gave me complete access, said:
you laughing I was laughing for 4 years
13. there is a bedroom, the students called me mom, I used to say . The results say it is: shoes, my sister an opening: Changing his shoes at the door when Dad asked me why go? I casually said something:
17. the teacher to leave job, I will not do to copy someone else's, and then hand in papers to the office and saw the teacher said: small car, and once, a mm on the bus did not seat, sitting next to me stood up for a busy male colleagues, she was greeted warmly and said: off ~!
19. University when a student and I debate the issue, sometimes a disadvantage, so he got up and screaming for a pound the table: you nonsense, I am not not stupid!
20. childhood ice cream popsicles are generally selling his bicycle, and once, listening to an aunt in the room shouted: New to the ice, warming the. (Estimated aunt used to be selling cakes fried fritters)
21. One day the students went home for lunch, a drink, her father suddenly came in and wanted to cry uncle, and the result was wrong, said: to sit! Big smile to help students die
22. A ktv, karaoke, a mm shouted: Give me one week cut the stick hair test paper, took a more behind the girls, shouting, > 24. Friends children six months old, and call to care, after greeting the two sentences to the sentence: Your child is now ** milk or your milk
25. One evening, met an acquaintance, say is: Bank of China, a place to repair equipment, cook came out from the hotel after a taxi driver, said: I mean, at that time to buy a screwdriver, I did not notice that I said something wrong, then the driver has been very aggrieved at me, said: I was very angry, ferocious, said: it ! ! That know I was wrong, and hastened to explain for a long time, and now feel sorry for people think about women drivers.
28. political lecture when the teacher once said: ?
a student translation: Who is this man? The whole class laughed, the teacher speechless
30. Political class about political issues in Japan, pulling A tear comes to samurai *** laparotomy.
teacher said: May I ask you to move with the business. . . , Hands-free, we even heard from Miss polite attendant said: We touched the ground with the business. . . All quarters laughs
32. My husband especially thin, there are times I am anxious and he said:
police officers fled after the announcer read: Two hundred and ten criminals and police officers injured after I fled
(Once Upon a reincarnation ??!)< br> 34. We are a colleague, when he went to driving test, to the examiner said the words of a classic:
report instrument, the examiner normal ~~~~~~< br> 35. I remember once, and a sister were children to KFC, the queue when I listen to her murmuring a chicken burger, a pair of wings ......, finally her turn, an opening to Xiaofan all, she wanted to say leg, to Hamburg restaurant, I smile, Miss Kentucky to the sentence: please give me two .............< Br> shame-_-!
37. a boy saw his uncle: The male students to the cafeteria to play breakfast window that the master asked him: Q:
students:
40. a classmate of his friends to call each other's grandfather then, that students do not know what they thought, mouth is: hung up ... ...
41. a man, once he has long admired the girl about, preparing for her confession. The two sat for a long time, he was finally told the girl: br> 42. wife reproachfully asked: Do you even do not know the name of your grandmother?
aggrieved husband to A: I have ye know, I was seven years old when he died my grandmother.
wife surprised: What?
busy husband changed his tune: No, his grandmother died when I was seven years old!
43. my mother went out to play mahjong before said to me: came out to his wife there, and saw his wife, the customary cry of.

Super Girl insults Chinese soldiers , the military should apologize to China !

 Figure at the scene of a non-fan sightings
know why the fight armed police she did not ~ ~ ~ (his words)
Armed Police: Excuse me, miss, please show passes,
Miss Tang Tai back squint a look, regardless
armed police ran: Sorry, no can not pass it to enter, please show passes.
Miss Tang Tai: Go away, ye watchdog, I have worried to death, miss time you can afford these dogs do?
armed police: Please respect the release point, you have great things again, no we do not let you pass into the. stepped forward to grab her)
Tang Large Miss: Get your dog paw (a kick in the past)
forbearance is not insult the armed police, hand grabbed her shoulder and a push forward, the push is to push down a 45 degree angle, armed police strength to relatively large, a push to push a corner fell to the ground her face into the floor just a Sina User
message
playing soldiers laugh Tang, Shandong, 20 years old, Xing Hu. Tang smile, then enter the Hunan Radio and Television building, Xiao-Hu asked her to produce documents, Tang laughed ignore it, continue to drive a go, Xiao-hu blocked her, laughing mouth abused Tang sentence play 小胡, Xiao-Hu Tang laugh at this time still did not documents but can not be told in, the process, Xiao-Hu Tang blocked laugh, laughing and bent into the Tang, the two can not help but have physical contact, until the Tang Dynasty to laugh a little Tuiti Hu's crotch, Xiao-hu Tang fan then do not laugh cool ...... after two ears of the incidents, security departments and the armed police squadron radio and television asked in detail about the two parties, Tang Xiao-hu are laughing and signed on the record!
However, when faced with the media, the face of the network, when Don put on a pair of smiling image of the weak! Yes, Don laughed at the physical, power, sex is definitely the weak, But public opinion has a strong Don laughed, with a strong administrative rights, and Xiao-Hu is a small armed police! his unit under the pressure of public opinion, to social harmony, but to take conciliatory attitude in dealing with this matter ! Xiao Hu is likely to face a sort of a small punishment, the punishment was enough to bring all his dreams shattered in the army! This is the real strength of the contrast between the two.
people sad is that in the the entire incident, many people with compassion too much, but they have the attitude on this matter so that all the soldiers and military veterans who have chilling - and do we defend is the people, this is our youth to defend with blood and people! Consolation is that we have: in this media war, and many people look at the fair and equitable assessment of this matter.
our troops now, perhaps there is such, that kind of corruption or crisis, but when the flood, FD, the war comes, the first one to stand up and face the crisis, will always be our soldiers, the overwhelming majority of our soldiers chest blood is still, we formed the soul of the army is still 80 years. Perhaps in the summer, Xiao-hu, and many armed police will join the fight against floods onto the first line of Changsha, to protect those who insulted her, despise her, and insisted on his disposition Changsha woman! I do not know hate women perished
business across the river is still singing **** flowers, many things can not be in a frivolous manner of entertainment to comment! When many people do not distinguish right from wrong, just for their own likes and dislikes, fulfill their duties in the guard accused of a time, a nation is quietly brewing crisis is not it?
look at their badges, they are strongly armed
despise this behavior, do not laugh I'm sorry to denounce their own conscience Don!
night TV with senior leadership and squadron of armed police soldiers there that even to the Tang Tang laugh laugh live in the hotel compared to apologize ~ ~ ~ ~ What kind of world
authorities also announced the news after that is devoted to expel the armed police were really funny
ah
Super Girl What kind of energy and we do
compared to China's military agreed with my view on the top picture shows what the foreign

MM military salute to the Chinese! Salute to the flag!
I always do not like Super Girl, The. but having watched the event named Tang laugh, I will know, the original super girl is so a thing.
As someone said, if the Hunan TV to pull a group of dogs go get a dog like a super good, and should be able to come up with names. We Chinese soldiers to not love them so famous, but our soldiers are not the same as holding them famous, and are these so-called Super Girl who can not ratio.
read online these days these things, get a really unhappy. It also challenges since the Super Girl uncle came from armed police.
Ironically, this society was too sick, when a loyal soldier, dedicated waited at their posts to fulfill their duties, but finally, to the humiliation of a seemingly small, but in reality sturdy bow admit the so-called female celebrities. When the female celebrity fans in the ruthless indiscriminate white, unknown reason accused the non-loyal fighters, artillery national alert system, an insult to the Chinese military, I had to sigh really sick of this society has been ill the. Have to say that these so-called loyal fans they are even the most basic are the conscience of man eaten by dogs. Consider now the flood line around the child, the danger always occur, but precisely those who do not remember what they despise the armed soldiers in the flood with their lives, bloodshed and rescue, not their eyes, or what kind of bird Invincible girl idol.
abnormal crying all day
day when the war broke out, the fans, do you dare to go in order to protect your life do your idol?
online had a brother wrote this poem.

Healthy baby food nutrition

 To create a healthy baby, balanced nutrition is particularly important.
(a) of the staple
1, m
rice, mainly steamed rice. (Not the blind pursuit of taste and consumption of rice is too sophisticated, expensive and poor nutrition)
another, boiled rice, free with a variety of whole grains to cook porridge, including: rice, millet, black rice, barley, sago, corn, red beans, mung beans, black beans, kidney beans, oatmeal, peanuts, red dates, wolfberry, sweet potatoes, pumpkins and so on. Sweet porridge, usually a small rice, rice pudding, sweet potato porridge, pumpkin porridge, porridge and other dates.
2,
noodles with meat and vegetables of different foods cooked noodles, simmer point if the soup bones often even below good.
include: pork, pork liver, beef, chicken, duck, eggs, shrimp, shrimp, various fish, tomato, tofu, a variety of mushrooms, carrots, black fungus, walnut flour, all kinds of vegetables, vegetables (melon / gourd / gourd) and so on.
Note: The kids eat pork and beef meat is generally used plums, delicate taste. The stripping of fresh shrimp shrimp, small shrimp were firing direct consumption.
3,
use pork dumplings, leek filling: pork + leek; cabbage filling: pork + Large Cabbage + Onion + Mushroom + Black fungus.
fried dumplings can be boiled, fried then dipped in vinegar, soy sauce and sesame oil to eat, cook the soup to eat.
addition, dumplings myself, the most simple: the plum pork, with appropriate amount of egg white, ginger and diced green onion. Available under the bone soup dumplings, if the broth is accompanied by tomato, seaweed, shrimp.
4, other
steamed bread, steamed sponge cake, roasted sweet potatoes, Grilled corn, fried rice flower, Chaodou wire, fried powder.(b) food
1, cooking (cooking)

cooking or playing either soup, using a variety of meat and shrimp, etc. can be used raw powder, the Health and deployment of taste and mix well cooked Huanen, delicious, taste good.
meat dish, first of all, the basic guarantee for an egg a day can be fried to play can be steamed soup.
Other, including fish, pork, liver, beef, chicken, duck, shrimp and so on. Basically, fish soup, or drink the following section, and sometimes steamed. Done occasionally or braised catfish fillets Finance. Meat is fried with various vegetables or playing with a burning soup.
vegetables, first of all, the basic guarantee of a day to eat vegetables, including cabbage, spinach, lettuce, amaranth, etc. Basically, playing the soup or the implementation of article below.
other, and all kinds of meat dish with a burn, fried.
example, a simple dish: fried three small, can be used with the (dry sub / carrot / onion / diced) (dry sub / cucumber / carrots / diced) (bean m / cucumber / onion / ham) (bean rice / carrot / shrimp) (dry sub / carrots / leek / diced) and so on.
2, steamed
steamed eggs, meat, water, steam, Fen Zhengrou, steamed pork ribs.

(c) complementary
1, milk, infant formula milk powder for the
Lord, twice a day. Sometimes with yogurt for a change.
2, fruits
various seasonal fruits, apples and pears Seasons eat it regularly.
an apple or pear a day, plus other seasonal fruit, once or twice a day. (Recently a small upright special favorite melon)
3, other
including bread, cakes, biscuits, soy milk, tofu guy and so on.d) soups
1, bone and bone soup
the cheese spine with ribs or baked, can be used with lotus root, radish, seaweed, wax gourd, yam and so on.
2, together with chicken hens
mushrooms, red dates, wolfberry with baked, cooked down into the fans. Resectable down chicken, frozen in the refrigerator to prepare for cooking soup or play, multiple consumption.
3, together with duck duck
mushroom, wolfberry with the simmer, but also with melon mix. Duck with the chicken.
4, soup
a variety of fish, mainly small mandarin fish, yellow eel, finance, catfish, Pan Touyu, loach, etc. hi the first fish is not commonly used because it is the hair thing. Cook fish and tofu can increase calcium absorption, and the other can be arbitrary with white radish, black fungus, mushrooms, tomatoes, cabbage and other cook.
5, white fungus soup
basically once a week, all ages, beauty of self-cultivation. Content of white fungus, lotus seeds, Woodcrest Hill, wolfberry, red dates, rock sugar.
6, other
mostly broth and egg soup, all kinds of fish, meat class, eggs, vegetables, mix and match, similar to the
another, Wu chicken soup, pigeon soup, soup, etc. belly, summer is often Helvdoutang.(e) snacks
general, eat snacks, the one no nutrition, including healthy ingredients, the second to affect the dinner. Regular consumption, are: fried chestnut, jujube, Lianpeng, walnut and so on.